Sometimes a shot of Botox just ain't enough. What's needed is a complete makeover from top to bottom. And in the Land of Extreme Makeover, aka Miami Beach, the latest billion-dollar bombshell to showcase her extreme transformation is that oft-denigrated Morris Lapidus chef d'oeuvre the Fontainebleau.
Once reviled for its slap in the face of staid modernism with its emblematic curves, cheese holes and circles, the Fontainebleau has long held a fabled place in the history of Miami Beach - and therefore, in the history of American leisure and culture.
The Past
1952: Construction Begins on Miami Beach’s New Destination Resort
It was in 1952, right on the cusp of commercial aviation, that hotelier Ben Novack purchased the Firestone mansion on upper Collins Avenue and appointed Lapidus to create the largest hotel in Miami Beach. As Lapidus explained in his autobiography,
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Throughout the Fifties and early Sixties, the played host to every major entertainer and celebrity, from Presley, Garland, and Gleason, to Dietrich and the Rat Pack. The resort was the setting for Jerry Lewis's , as well as - but by the time of the filming of in 1992, the was less a bombshell than a dowager clinging to faded glory.
At some point near the end of the last millennium, we found ourselves at the Fontainebleau for the first time, seeking to rent a car - and what we found was, frankly, alarming. The abandoned rental car desk was in the middle of a fusty, carpeted lobby, and there was an elderly Austrian man, also waiting for the nasty employee to return, who started conversing with us, imitating the irritated rental car clerk in his heavily accented voice: "Pithy? She thinks she's pithy? I'll show her pithy."
The Present
2008: Once Again, Miami Beach’s New Destination Resort
Perhaps what is most inspiring about the Fontainebleau's reconfiguration is the manner in which the signature Lapidus motifs have been retained - floating ceilings, crystal chandeliers, sweeping curves -and brought forward into 2008. This is as loving a reconsideration of an architectural monument as any since perhaps the reclaiming of Manhattan's Grand Central Station - another public stage set and cultural touchstone.
Rest
Spread out over twenty-two eye-popping, oceanfront acres, the Fontainebleau'sChateau and Versailles, both of which have been completely reconceptualized. Utilizing a team of eight designers, architects and artists who immersed themselves in Lapidus's original vision, the Chateau's oceanfront rooms, for example, are a vision of contemporary serenity, even as they nod to Lapidus's favorite sculptural details. Furnished with rattan table and chairs, as well as two rattan chaises, the oceanfront terrace of our suite could easily have hosted a cocktail party for twenty. Alas for our friends, we were too selfish - and chose instead to indulge ourselves in sumptuous shelter magazine fantasies of the high life. (Insert photo - of two style mavens swathed in white waffle spa robes, peeling an orange, drinking champagne...)
Few things in this world are as inspirational as awaking to the sound and sight of the surf breaking on the shore - and our Chateau suite ruined us for any alternate life. We're talking a bathroom that could've housed a Bentley, with a walk-in shower that could've accommodated six (not that we attempted, mind you...) Equally alluring was the suite our friends had in Sorrento Tower. Ranging in size from a studio apartment to a Manhattan penthouse, the Sorrento suites include flat panel television, kitchenettes with granite countertops, marble bathrooms, jet tubs, walk-in showers, and spacious balconies. You haven't lived until you've seen a tropical sunset wash over the Miami skyline from your Sorrento tower room.
The problem? Who wants to leave rooms and suites such as these? Though the rest of the resort beckons, tempts, and cajoles, it's sometimes difficult to pull oneself away from such commodious accommodations. But you must! There are restaurants awaiting - and we're not talking just any old restaurants. The eleven dining choices peppering the resort include those of such renown New York chefs as Scott Conant (L'Impero, Scarpetta) and Alfred Portale (Gotham Bar and Grill), as well as-get ready for this-Alan Yau, chef of the only Michelin-starred Chinese restaurant in London, Hakkasan.
Taste
When preparing for dinner, channel your inner Lapidus - and prepare for an entrance. With its flickering blue-lighted floor, the central lobby bar, Bleau, demands it -and so do what are known as the spines of the building - connecting halls more akin to catwalks.
Still can't bear to leave your room? Not until well after midnight? Well, you're in luck: Blade, the late-night sushi hangout, which offers some of the freshest sushi available on the beach, might be just what you're looking for at that bewitching hour. Caught daily and flown in twice per week (direct from Japan), this sushi might just be the freshest and most sumptuous we have ever tasted.
Also, coming soon, La C�te, inspired by the C�te d'Azur. A chic, two-level restaurant situated beach and poolside, featuring an open-air restaurant on La C�te's upper level as well as the tapas-style snacks.
Live Outside
Apart from the eleven restaurants and lounges, and a 40,000 square foot spa, there's also the pool. No, not just any pool, but a free-form pool evoking Lapidus's lobby floor bow ties.
Arguably the heart of the Fontainebleau, the pool is where you'll find yourself surrounded by "walls of water" as you await the emergence from the ocean of the latest James Bond.
Live Inside
Beyond the grand statements, it's the attention to detail that proves so alluring. Book a wake-up call or Dine-In with that shiny white iMac on the desk in every hotel room, which even knew my name when I turned it on! The Fontainebleau delivers on the promise of a "paperless" hotel, by hooking up with Apple, to ensure all guests are connected whenever and wherever they wish to be - and if you're like us, and always irritated by the numerous paper doo-dads and advertising that greets you in your hotel room - then you can appreciate entering a room bereft of all that useless paraphernalia. The iMacs are standard in each room, free to guests, and allow you to simply plug-in and play music from your own MP3 player.
For information and to make a reservation visit http://www.fontainebleau.com/|Fontainebleau
by Mark Thompson
, EDGE Style & Travel Editor
A long-term New Yorker and a member of New York Travel Writers Association, Mark Thompson has also lived in San Francisco, Boston, Provincetown, D.C., Miami Beach and the south of France. The author of the novels WOLFCHILD and MY HAWAIIAN PENTHOUSE, he has a PhD in American Studies and is the recipient of fellowships at MacDowell, Yaddo, and Blue Mountain Center. His work has appeared in numerous publications.