Mar 2
InstaQueer Roundup: 'Dreamboy' Lil Nas X, Shirt-ripping Hookups & 'Bake Off' Babe Rebecca Black
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 3 MIN.
Welcome to our latest round-up of Instagram thirst-traps from queer celebs!
This week: Matheus Reis was photographed naked and made sure he covered up just enough using the Brazilian flag; "Rocky Unleashed" woke up feeling hot and divine and said "let me enjoy this mood in an outdoor shower;" everything about Luis Chiarella is sculpted, from his jawline to his abs; out influencer Rob Seo shared hot photos from his couples spa day; Antonio Sisca asks us if we can handle it, and we are honestly not sure.
We also have Fabian Divani's new IKEA mirror turned into an occasion to celebrate his thick, luscious thighs; Oren Ivan wears a sheer animal print bodysuit we love, but it's his body that's distracting; queer pop girl Rebecca Black is revealed as a "Bake Off" babe in a photoshoot for The Cut; Lil Nas X has been introducing us to his "Dreamboy" era through his hot pink, hot boy visuals; and "Mr Teddy Bear" Michael Volkar and Girth Brooks show us the best way to plan for sewing buttons back onto a shirt: by making sure you rip them all off at once in the middle of a hookup. Enjoy!
Matheus Reis celebrates allllll of himself for being made in Brazil, covering his body only with the Brazilian flag. Make sure to scroll to slide four where he turns around just enough to give us a taste of what we're missing, then go back and have a look at the close-up of his tattoo depicting people hooking up in slide 3.
Anthony Heron aka "Rocky Unleashed" captioned this photo "Woke up feeling gorgeous again... this is getting ridiculous" after stepping into a shower and slaying, rocking with the confidence he felt in the outdoor shower knowing he looks this hot.
Everything about this Luis Chiarella moment is perfectly, deliciously sculpted: His beard, his chest hair, his abs, the way he's posing, how mouthwateringly good he looks...
Out influencer Rob Seo turned a couples spa day into a thirst trap occasion for us, where both men look sculpted and relaxed. What a gift!
"Think you can handle it?" With the feelings we felt just watching Antonio Sisca pulling his pants over his jockstrap and the monumental curve of his butt, the answer is honestly no, but we are so thankful for the opportunity.
"Thanks IKEA." Fashion designer and enthusiastic thirst trapper Fabian Divani got a new mirror and realized it has an incredible potential to contribute towards his powerful work: showing off his thighs. Never before has a new mirror in the apartment brought thousands of people this much joy.
The "predator" animal print on this sheer red bodysuit is everything, but we're so distracted by the way his skin glows and his muscles bulge that we could not be more thankful for both Oren Ivan and Instagram in this moment.
Queer pop girl Rebecca Black modeled Spring fashion for The Cut, posing in this sexy photo where the magazine labeled her as "the rave girl who should have been on "Bake Off."" Whether she's serving club hits or birthday cakes, we are so seated.
Lil Nas X has been sharing his inspiration for the upcoming "Dreamboy" era and his hot pink conceptual art as he prepares to market his new music. These photos of the out artist holding a hot pink basketball, wearing a pink hoodie hanging open enough to expose his droolworthy abs has us so ready for the "Dreamboy" era.
We really appreciate this helpful, horny sewing tip from "Mr Teddy Bear" Michael Volkar and Girth Brooks for Bear Bros Studio, where we are advised that its best to speed up the process of fastening buttons to your shirt by ripping them all off at once: "To save time on replacing a missing button, simply replace all of them so you don't have to worry about them matching." On display in this post is the important process of allowing hot, hairy men to rip those buttons off.
