Joey Zauzig's Sexy, Stylish, Sweaty Thanksgiving

While we were traveling to our childhood homes and wondering if we brought enough alcohol and made enough dessert for what's to come, influencer Joey Zauzig was on his way to the Hamptons, where he enjoyed a stylish, cozy dinner in a Chrome Hearts kitted-out home with multiple fireplaces.

He also managed to fit in high-intensity workouts at two different local gyms before he left. Thankfully, he posted all about it on his Stories, which allowed us to tag along for the ride and get a glimpse of his biceps, his magnificent jawline, the drool-worthy Thanksgiving meal, and his delicious, sweaty, hairy chest mid-workout.

The influencer started his day by wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving, expressing his gratitude for "each and every one of you" with a gorgeous selfie from his bed, where his white tee and elegantly stubbled jawline showed up against the white sheets, his bicep on display and coiffed hair conveying a casual, effortlessly cool energy.

"This is so cute lol," the influencer shared along with a post he'd been tagged in, "can you guys all tag me in your shrimp dishes." The shrimp dish in question, which was added to this follower's Thanksgiving menu "in honor of" the influencer, is his signature "Shrimp Cocky" – one of many delicious but "skinty" recipe ideas and meal recommendations Zauzig regularly and passionately shares on his page.

Also shared to his story is a photo post by founder of Saint Liz jewelry, Elizabeth Acosta, who posted a pic of the gorgeous influencer wearing her jewelry in the red glow of an infrared sauna, advertising to their audiences that the gold necklace he wears is among many items on sale: 50% off, for one day only. Joey Zauzig makes the gold jewelery look so good – elegant and casually sexy draped across his chest in the sauna – that we're sure many people clicked on the link to buy.

That's not the only jewelry that Zauzig's sexy, stylish vibe made look good this weekend. "Sometimes a Rolex has to come into your life to make you realize you deserve a Patek," Zauzig posted, one Story after posting a photo of a gold Rolex on his arm. The caption is typed onto a different photograph of his arm, now dressed in the fancier, more luxury watch brand, his bare feet visible on the wooden floor where he poses with the watch. Posting feet for free while flexing about your Patek Philippe watch? That's icon behavior.

The house where Zauzig and friends enjoyed an intimate Thanksgiving dinner was furnished head-to-toe in designer Chrome Hearts' signature leather crosses, down to the giant white beanbag Zauzig is photographed sitting on, the dinner table's name cards, the lounge furniture and matching sofa pillows, and the "pitchfork" they used to serve turkey. The influencer shared photos of the reality TV shows which were his "salvation" on the trip, and the many fireplaces keeping the home warm. He described the meal as "the best tasting Thanksgiving food [he] might have ever had," praising the turkey for being so "juicyyyyyyy" (with all seven of those 'y's) and the sides for being "fire" (or, more specifically, being fire-emoji.)

That fire-emoji was just the beginning of his hot Thanksgiving Hamptons trip. This morning, Zauzig shared that he was "a little hungover" on his way to local Hamptons gym, Barry's, "but I love the Barry's in the Hamptons tbh" – and it was worth him going, if only for the mirror selfie he shared with us.